Driver Segways
Jeepney drivers are funny bunch of people. Here are the different segways they like to crack and which I heard myself.
Driver: Konteng urong lang, maluwag pa yan, ginagamit yan araw-araw. (Please move, there are still seats available, they are used everyday)
Driver: Oh yung wala pang bayad, maraming po akong pinapakaing anak. (To those that haven’t paid yet, remember I have many mouths to feed)

Hahaha! LOL @ driver # 2.
Comment by anyabelle — September 29, 2007 @ 3:38 pm
And oh I forgot to add another favorite of mine. This happened when jeepney fare was still PHP 4.00
Passenger: Manong bayad. Isa lang po yan.
Sabay abot ng PHP 5.
Driver: Alangan naman dalawa diba? Eh PHP 4 ang pamasahe.
Comment by Administrator — September 29, 2007 @ 3:57 pm