April 7, 2008

Messpelleng

Filed under: social, tips, rant - Administrator @ 1:25 pm

Why do people misspell my simple name John to Jhon? Always! Everytime I would order a cup of coffee at Starbucks, or whenever I would go to the local laundry shop, or I’m dining [sic] in a fastfood they always never fail to write my name in ORs as Sir Jhon. And here I thought we are a big Christian nation! Ever seen the name of Saint John the Beloved misspelled as Saint Jhon? Or Saint John the Baptist as Saint Jhon the Baptist? I bet you haven’t! Pronouncing John is ja-han, not jay-hon! Next time I’ll be telling everyone that my name is Peter and I’m expecting they will write it down as Fighter.

March 24, 2008

Teasing Batman

Filed under: movie, tips, news - Administrator @ 2:33 pm

Another much-anticipated movie this year is "The Dark Knight", sequel to the ass-kicking "Batman Begins". A few teasers or shall we say viral campaign appeared on the net such as this site, and also this one, but here is a favorite of mine click here and you will be welcomed by an error page, don’t worry, go to Edit then Select All, you will be greeted by ha ha ha words, after which copy it and paste it in a notepad. Then replace every H and A with " " and then see you in December.

October 24, 2007

Why do poor guys dress so nicely?

Filed under: social, blog, tips - Administrator @ 1:00 pm

Before anything else, a disclaimer, yes I am a poor guy, I was born into this world with only the land err dirt on my fingernails as proof of being a haciendero. But that didn’t stop me from buying signature clothes. I knew a poor guy like me who shares the same passion albeit his was to collect all the world’s shoes. You may wonder, why oh why do these guys waste their money on things that are considered luxury? Why won’t they just imitate the really rich guys who likes to keep their appearance at common as possible to avoid hassles? The simple answer to that question is, poor guys have long been deprived of these things that an onslaught of false richness will be treated as living above poverty line. Any cash will be spent without hesitations and shopping will be equated into a hobby. See, when I was young all I had was a perfect imitation of Airwalk shoes with OGAN as its brand name, a shirt so worn out that you could use it as a rag (but aha! it was Hanes! very big deal back in those days), a khaki pants that could pass as my grandfather’s beloved disco outfit, a multi colored bikini briefs (well I had a maroon one, a dark blue one, a gray one and i think a green one), and when I finally earned my first salary, I wasted it all to buy things that could satisfy me, or at least the extravagant in me. So the next time you bump into a well dressed ‘poor guy’ or used to be a ‘poor guy’, say hi to him, be kind to him, because he is fighting a very hard battle, the battle of overspending.

September 29, 2007

ElbowRoom

Filed under: party, social, office, tips, food, travel - Administrator @ 8:43 am

Last Thursday, the whole Perl team, as well as the QA and the Graphics team went to Elbow Room at Metrowalk, Ortigas for their team building. I was the only one that wasn’t part of either the three teams or with the HR, so in effect I was just a gate crasher, but never a party pooper.

That was the first time I went to Elbow Room and good thing they reserved a VIP room. The VIP room is quite big, with 2 tv sets dedicated for videoke, a long table for the foods, and a billiard table smacked in the center. If you have no plans on renting the VIP room, one can still play billiards on their public area however you lose the videoke and swap it for a live band instead - which is not a bad idea afterall.

The price, as I can recall, is PHP 4,000 for the VIP room from 8PM - 12MN (not bad ehh). However food is not yet part of the package. Compared that to Redbox’s PHP 399 (exclusive of tax) + PHP 99 for buffet per person which is good for 7PM - 12MN.

It was a fun night and we wrapped it up with a final drinking round at Jay-Js.

 

September 25, 2007

Great quotes to ponder upon

Filed under: tips, quotes - Administrator @ 10:28 am

Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius, and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction.
Albert Einstein

A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
Elbert Hubbard

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
Napoleon

I like your Christ; I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.
Mohandas Gandhi

Be happy while you’re living, for you’re a long time dead.
Scottish proverb

Be kind; everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.
Plato

Usually when people are sad, they don’t do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change.
Malcolm X

If fifty million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Anatole France

There are three truths: my truth, your truth, and the truth.
Chinese proverb

  

 

September 17, 2007

All hail the internets

Filed under: blog, tips - Administrator @ 5:14 am

Well, I just had my internet connected yesterday, thanks to Smart Bro. After all the hassles of installing it, couple with the contractors not having wires and the "renter" of the rooftop being such an asshole for not allowing the installation of the antenna there. Thank God his brother talked to him to allow the Smart antenna to be installed there.

Having been a Globe broadband customer for a year all I can say is that it is very fast compared to Smart Bro. Smart Bro’s signal sometimes drop to the point of being dead. So before purchasing an internet connection, checked first your need and check first your environment.

September 12, 2007

Stress factor set to 9

Filed under: social, blog, tips, rant - Administrator @ 7:44 am

Lately I have been stressed by my work. As they say when it rains it pours and when it pours a lot it floods. So there, I have been flooded by constant issues regarding the program I created. Well technically speaking, I don’t want to sound like Pontius Pilate but I didn’t create the core functionality. To cut the long story short, I was part of the team that created it, so I’m equally responsible for it.

Anyway, thanks to the long vacation I had back in Davao City my stress factor was set from the high of 9 to 0. Not only did I acquire stress from work but also because of health issues. Good thing that was resolved.

So to all hardworkers out there, chill out. Learn to destress. Learn to walk slowly and enjoy your surroundings. Learn to drink more water and not just sodas. Try to go out, talk to people don’t let stress kill you.  

August 23, 2007

Horny girls don’t lie

Filed under: conversation, social, tips - Administrator @ 1:57 am

Again I remembered a conversation I had with a taxi driver.

Driver: Sir, so long-distance pala kayo ng girlfriend mo? (Sir, so you are in a long-distance relationship?)
Me: Yes. She is in Davao.
Driver: Talaga? Ganyan rin ako dati sir, trabaho naman ako sa Saudi. (Really? I was on the same situation as you are, but I’m in Saudi that time.) 
Driver: Be sure lang sir na hindi malibog gf mo. (Make it sure sir that your gf is not horny.) 
Me: Why you say so?
Driver: Kasi sir nung kami ng asawa ko habang malayo ako sa akin lang talaga. (Because when I was abroad my wife just belongs to me.) 
Me: How can you be sure?
Driver: Kasi sir ganito yan. Pag after nyong mag sex ng babae if hihingi pa yan ng isa, patay, malibog yan, maghahanap yan ng iba basta maka kantot lang. Pero pag hindi na sir, gaya ng asawa ko, safe ka. Sa’yo lang talaga siya. (The thing is this. After you have sex with a girl, when she still asks for another round then holy crap! she is a horny bastard. That type of girl will look for another man just to satisfy herself. Unlike my wife sir, she doesn’t ask, that’s the safe bet. She will be yours.) 
Me: Talaga lang ha…. *hmmm* (Really…. *hmmm*)

 

August 7, 2007

Tips to piss off drivers - Part 1

Filed under: social, tips - Administrator @ 12:02 am

These are tips some of my friends came up with to piss off drivers - specifically jeepney drivers.

When they stay too damn long, say 30mins to an hour, just waiting for passengers to fill up their jeep. Personally, I don’t mind them doing it (someone has to pay the mortgage they say), but for pete’s sake, it’s freaking 10pm and no one is visible in sight and yet they still waited for 30 freaking minutes. 

The best way to handle this situation is to say these:

"Mamang driver, barko ba tong jeep mo? Kasi parang naka ankla na" (Mister driver, is your jeep a ship? Because I think you already dropped the anchor).

"Mamang driver, wag muna kayong umalis, naghintay na tayo dito ng isang oras, hintay pa rin tayo" (Mister driver, let’s not move out, we waited for 1 hour here, let’s wait a little more)

"Mamang driver, teka lang, may naliligo pa oh, sayang pasahero rin yan, o teka, hayan nagbibihis na" (Mister driver, just wait, look there’s a potential passenger just taking a bath, oh wait, the passenger is now dressing up)

 

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